Wacky Gadget Generator

Technology marches forward - or in this case stumbling and running into things, swaying drunkenly.

Your Options:
Gadgets
Booger Booster
Cabbage Fusion-powered Sofa
Complaining Cosmomotor
Computerized Janitorial Bullet
Cybernetic Bioprancer
Data-driven Lampshade Drive
Electronic Sneezerion
Explosive Watt Gyrogroper
Flatulence Teleporter
Fork Chronobullet
Fried Explosive Chip
Gyroscopic Ohm Schizopushpin
Healing Nuclear Potato-peeler
Heavy-metal Time Infuriator
Internet-enabled Knitting Biomissile
Magnetic Halitosis Bomb
Nuclear-powered Time Aquaburrito
Thread Internet-enabled Healer
Thread Piston Spankerorg
Variable Vanilla Alternator

 

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